Well, some of this is just wrong.
| TGL (4) | JRE (10) | EPP (19) | MDV (24) | |
| 6:00 | Kicking and Punching (2005) - Father and son coach rival soccer teams. Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall, dir. Jesse Dylan | General Hospital | Local News | Local News |
| 6:30 | Local News | I Love Lucy | Screaming Enigma Show: Circumstances shift for Lena's delivery business when her bicycle goes on strike. (ALL NEW) | |
| 7:00 | The Life of Kasper Hauser (1974) - Based on the historical mystery. A mysterious teenager (played by a 41-year-old street musician) leads a mysterious life, dies mysteriously. Bruno Schleinstein, Walter Ladengast, dir. Werner Herzog | The Lucy Show | ||
| 7:30 | Best in Class (2000) - Neurotic dog breeders compete. Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, dir. Christopher Guest | Here's Lucy | Screaming Enigma Show: Lena channels her inner Martha Stewart to redecorate the mayor's private bathroom. (ALL NEW) | |
| 8:00 | The Prisoner of Tenth Avenue (1975) - A Manhattan couple has problems. From the Neil Simon Broadway play. Jack Lemmon, Anne Bancroft, dir. Melvin Frank | |||
| 8:30 | Screaming Enigma Show: Abandoned by her friends, Lena must build the book club's Watermelon Day parade float all by herself. (ALL NEW) | |||
| 9:00 | Public Access | |||
| 9:30 | Three Little Ditties (1950) - The lives of Tin Pan Alley songwriters Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby, as told in song and dance. Fred Astaire, Red Skelton, dir. Richard Thorpe | Screaming Enigma Show: The number of people who suspect Lena of witchcraft is growing. Does she have enough mana to put them all in comas? (ALL NEW) | ||
| 10:00 | Overspill: Programming cobbled together from leftover pieces of other shows. | The Late Show | ||
| 10:30 | The Somewhat Later Show | Screaming Enigma Show: Sun plus sand equals terror when Lena's volleyball tournament is infiltrated by werewolves. (ALL NEW) | ||
| 11:00 | Numbers Station | The Even Later Show | ||
| 11:30 | Paid Programming | The Latest Show | Screaming Enigma Show: For three years, viewers have wondered about Lena's tattoo. Finally the truth can be told. (SERIES FINALE) (ALL NEW) | |
| 12:00 | Paid Programming | Paid Programming | The Technically Very Early Show | |
| 12:30 | Paid Programming | Paid Programming | Paid Programming | Paid Programming |
Answer Checker:
Hints: Focus on the movies first. All those movie titles are incorrect. The incorrect words are PUNCHING LIFE CLASS TENTH DITTIES. The correct words tell you to look at the second word of each Screaming Enigma Show synopsis. "Shift" here means a Caesar shift, which is when you take a letter and you move forward a certain number of spaces in the alphabet, looping from Z to A if necessary.