The ways of the fae are subtle indeed. The division of our court seems to fall along different lines every time I look. Frankly, I can't keep up with it. I'm way behind schedule! And now the Faerie Queene is breathing down my neck about recordkeeping...
For some faeries, I know for sure whether they wound up in the Unseelie or Seelie Courts. I just need to figure out which courts the others belonged in. It shouldn't be tough—in fact, it should be a simple binary decision!
NIGHT THE FIRST
This must have been the night when everybody arrived in pairs.
Unseelie Court
Seelie Court
No Idea
Leena Greenteeth
Oonagh Eelcatcher
Lumpy Beeswax
Orion Beetlejuice, the Star-Seer
Niels Waalwaager
John-o-Bogg, the Whisperer in Dimness
Cinnamon Jicklefeather
Freddik Ladderswart
Brick-Crumbler Nelly Fligg
Little Carrot-Fingers
Glittering Annabelle
Queen Moonbeam
Sweet-Tea Teela, the Sweetie
Muddlebug, the Despised
Pippi Wallflower
NIGHT THE SECOND
This was the night that everybody was supposed to bring an animal.
Unseelie Court
Seelie Court
No Idea
Rigel Kiss-Stealer
Delpan Darkwish
Anklegrab Bittywitty
Gregg Oatroller
Golem Urbanus, the Artificial Faerie
Melodea Gleespreader
Bigprob Incorrigible
Secret-teacher Ondrea
Amos Wanderluster
Lil' Geoff Inchworm
Hornswall Owemuch
Whiterobe, Arch-Faerie
Morningstar Lingering-Echo
Fetidrot Terribilis
Xictorio Leander
NIGHT THE THIRD
I remember on this night, the moons over the Realm of Faerie were magnificent.
Unseelie Court
Seelie Court
No Idea
Sad-Eyed Helene
Pan
Janus the Inconstant, the Two-Faced Nixie
Wishbringer Tethys
Phoebe Willowshaker
Elara Nightmare
Pale Amalthea
Callisto, the Frog-Whisperer
Blind Io, the Misfortune-Teller
Invisible Ananke
Tarvos Puddlebumpkin
Steelpan Norris, the Calypso Gnome
Gap-Tooth Lysithea
Pasithee Dandelion-Sniffer
Palindromic Adel Leda
NIGHT THE FOURTH
For this night, we were all supposed to study the Sermon on the Mount.
Unseelie Court
Seelie Court
No Idea
Sillydrop Pixiedust
Windchaser Ruddledum
Queen Nareth
Bleakwatch Hassleworry
Boggart Tanglemuss
Corniphea Lisselac
Heathrow Meadowbatch
Worthington Goodfellow
Eisathe Soapbubble
Yorick O'Deadly
Duke Edge-of-the-Sea
Maskless Stranger
Powderpuff Figaro
Millicent Thinwhistle
Rowan Clamsmasher
NIGHT THE FIFTH
I have no idea what factored into the division of courts on this night.
Unseelie Court
Seelie Court
No Idea
Four-Eyed Rufus
Rex Six, the Waxen Fox
Polyamorous Cuocuign and her Fifteen Husband-Wives
Marbulon Twenty-One, Apostle of the Over-Marbulon
The Nine Multihermias
Barefoot Eleven-Toes Wisteria
Janus the Inconstant, the Two-Faced Nixie
Ever-Lucky Kevin Seven
Five-Banana Arantulus
Mister 3,449, the Oldest Living Faerie
Ever-Unlucky Liertiene Thirteen
Twenty-Pennies Nochwathe, the Cheapskate
Bearthrise, Holder of the Eight Stones
Pitterpatch, Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat
Mister 3,448, the Runner-Up
[INTERMISSION]
NIGHT THE SIXTH
This was the night when we were all supposed to coordinate our outfits.
Unseelie Court
Seelie Court
No Idea
Ingrid, the Languid Orchid
Phlox Rendworm
Jallifer Mulberry
Grand Faerieduke Elgus Palatinate
Hargreave Thistle-Friend
Tangelo Linblossom
Cloying Lissa Butterscotch
Benthamy Persimmon
Saffron Wilderwander
Carrot-Muncher Peter
King Rubycrown Goldenrod
Mauve-Cheeked Theseon
Tabita Magenta Flywatcher Spittlejar
Princess Xeatrix Heliotrope
Violet Hisserscream
NIGHT THE SEVENTH
I could recreate this night with one hand tied behind my back.
Unseelie Court
Seelie Court
No Idea
Redd Sweaterscreed
Xeva Raver
Recea Eddetta
Wedded Sceagwes
Raw Zest
Myllion Ninium
Pholykkul
Oily Lou
Jimmy Hulp
Ion Muk
Beaver Qaester
Illuminium
Phil Phinnik
Fred Deader
Warre Escarre
NIGHT THE EIGHTH
I remember that on this night, the faeries were in all sorts of states.
Unseelie Court
Seelie Court
No Idea
Vanishment Vastwhist
Mnemosyne Melliodyne
Nimblepandy Nellingday
Ittlebid Insomnioid
Miramont Mythrast
Candela Chillfrieza
Tellurix Tinglerex
Finneal Feelwell
Lerisha Linderscarmiglia
Annifez Alphabexyz
Angersoll Anthill
Winona Watersea
Miss Murders
Mindgraspin' Mariann
Ninam Noseeum
NIGHT THE NINTH
This night seemed to go on for days. Or months.
Unseelie Court
Seelie Court
No Idea
Sunny Daisy
Weddlebed Whiskydrunk
Frinky Frood, the Insufferable
Monchell Milkington
Satyrmaster Bacchus Weirdknees
Febrius Notsosimple
Novinia Dreadlocker
Octosm Finalraffle
Augord, the Goblin Empress
Decarabia, Marquis of Hell
Tuesta, the Silent Faerie
Maylinda Nannysnatcher
Julibee, the Queen Bee
Thuban, Star of Ill-Fate
Janus the Inconstant, the Two-Faced Nixie
Answer Checker:
Hints: Although obviously some rule is governing which court faeries belong in, all the faerie names on a given night follow some sort of rule. You could say that the Unseelie and Seelie courts just follow each given rule in different ways. The first night has to do with double letters. The second night has to do with hidden words. The third night has to do with real-world names. The fourth night has to do with first and last letters. The fifth night has to do with numbers. The sixth night has to do with colors. The seventh night has to do with hands. The eighth night has to do with a map of the United States. The ninth night has to do with abbreviations.