"The Magnificent Museum of Masterly Masterworks" by Inverted Normals
The Nifty Gallery of Beautiful Paintings is a room. "A well lit room
with paintings hanging on the walls. It also has twisty little
passages heading to the east and to the west.". The painting of a
ship is here. The description is "The painting shows a beautiful
galleon (you suppose, you can't really tell those old ships apart)
floating in a majestic manner on one of the seven seas (the Caribbean
if you had to guess). A small rat with a really cool pirate hat is
posing on the deck. Looking closely you see he is wielding a
jambiya.". The painting of a beautiful woman is here. The
description is "The woman is so so beautiful. She is also quite
scantily clad. On the bottom of the frame is a little plate which
says: 'Allison Chase'. Someone drew a little heart with a bright pink
sharpie next to the name.". The painting of a pair of cops is here.
The description is "On this canvas is a pair (or is it *are* a pair?
there's only one pair but there are two cops...) of police officers.
The one on the left is blonde and the one on the right has a great big
mustache. They are both sitting in some kind of booth, eating some
delicious looking tacos. They have little name tags that identify
them as Rae and Bob.". The Artsy Photography Hallway is west of The
Nifty Gallery. "Here in the artsy photography hallway one can find
framed photographs. One can also find the way back to the paintings
gallery by going off to the east.". The photo of a cat is here. The
description is "A black and white photograph of a white cat. The cat
has a few black spots on the end of its tail. The slight overexposure
of the photo makes the cat look almost ghostlike. Below the photo is
a name plate that says: 'Gideon the cat'.". The photograph of a rat is
here. The description is "It's an unkempt brown rat. You don't know
why anyone would take a picture of this particular rat.". The photo
montage is here. The description is "You see a large montage of
photographs of an elegant lady with bangs. There are literally tens of
photographs of her. It seems like someone is a tad obsessed. Among
the photos, in cut out pink and red letters, is the name 'Allison
Chase'. There are lots of little hearts mixed in among the
photographs (creepily some of hearts are anatomically correct).". The
Superb Statue Exposition Room is east of the Nifty Gallery. "The
statue exposition room is used for three dimensional pieces . The way
back to the paintings is through little doorway to the west.". The
large dinosaur plushie is here. The description is "You see a small
felt dinosaur. She is sewn out of periwinkle felt, about 3 feet tall,
with a graceful neck and a bunch of violet plates on her back. The
dinosaur looks slightly overstuffed. She's also wearing an adorable
little cowboy hat. A tiny orange signature is stitched onto her foot,
it's a tad untidy, but you can make out: 'Doctor Wooby'.". The huge
snowman is here. The description is "Underneath a large air
conditioning unit is a huge snowman. Its nose isn't the usual carrot
which would be too small but rather it is made from a bottle of
extremely cheap wine. The snowman has blond hair and is wielding a
hawthorn wand and wearing Slytherin robes. It seems like the sculptor
was somewhat confused when they assembled this piece.". The bust of a
beautiful woman is here. The description is "It's a lovely marble
bust of a beautiful woman. You can't help but fall in love with her.
Chiseled into the base of the bust you find a name: 'Allison Chase'.".