Unfortunately, it turns out science is mostly math.

(α + ι) * ((η * θ * ζ * ε) + (β * (γ - δ)))

• α. Chapel portrayed by wife of Gene Roddenberry
• β. Third wife of Niles Crane
• γ. Wife of Arthur
• δ. Wife and cousin of Sir Joseph Porter
• ε. Wife of Jupiter
• ζ. Moriarty or Blofeld
• η. Canine ζ of Chip and Dale
• θ. Wife of Cupid
• ι. Wife of Deucalion

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Hints: Each name clued can be assigned to something with a number. They're all planets. They're all MINOR planets. You should end up with a number greater than one trillion. The final number is a simple encoding for the answer.

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