What do you read, my lord? WORDS, WORDS, WORDS.

👁️ am 🍑 😡 ⬆️↖️. W🐓 the 🌬️ is ⚖️ 👁️ k🚫w 🅰️ 🦅 from 🅰️ 👋🪚

🏥e yet the🧂of most ⚖️ 😭 had 👈 the 🚽 in her 👧led 👀, she 👰🤵

🅾️ 🦹‍♂️, 🦹‍♂️, 🙂, 🤬 🦹‍♂️! My 🍽️🍽️🍽️! ⚖️ 🤡 is 👁️ 𓃩 🤡 👎 t🎩 1️⃣ may 🙂, and 🙂, and 🅱️ 🅰️ 🦹‍♂️

🅰️ 👨 ⚖️ 🐟 w🤡h the w∨m t🎩 🎩h 🍴 of a 🤴, and 🍴 of the 🐟 t🎩 🎩h 🍴 of t🎩 w∨m

👁️ could 🅱️ ⛓️ in a 🔩🐚 and 🔢 mys🧝‍♂️ ⚖️ 🤴of ∞ 🌌, w🏥e 🤡 🚫 t🎩 👁️ have 😈 💭

🅰️ ⚖️? 💀 4️⃣ 🅰️ 💰, 💀!

👙 the 🎬 to the 💬, the 💬 to the 🎬; w🤡h this ✨ 🔭🐜🐜🐜, t🎩 ⚖️ 🅾️'🏥👣 🚫 the ☺️ of 🌳

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Hints: All these lines are spoken by the same person. (The Melancholy Dane.) The top hat always means "HAT," and the clown always means "IT." The hospital always means "ER." The scales of justice always mean something different.

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