Oh, crud, I'm such a butterfingers! How am I gonna know which notes are for which patient?
"Why are you wasting your time trying to shrink my head while the rainforests are on fire?" Cry me an Amazon, toots.
"Perhaps your fascination stems from dementophobia." Do you have one for "fear of chafing?"
"Would you like me to answer that while drinking a glass of water?" Maybe if you didn't give such a wooden performance.
"Perhaps I could assist in your diagnosis." Perhaps you could get your license un-revoked first.
"Boo hoo, my wife is stuck in a big glass tube!" At least it's not a vat of acid.
"I just wish people would ease up on the puns." But sweetie, you make it TOO easy.
"That's a lovely blue dress you're wearing today." Take it slithy, creep.
"Is that a crossword you're working on? May I have a look?" Not likely! Puzzles are for dorks.
Answer Checker:
Hints: The narrator of this puzzle is Doctor Harleen Quinzel... ...and the facility where she works is Arkham Asylum... ...and this is a Batman puzzle. Those clues are for Batman villains. But the blanks will only fit their real names, not their supervillain names. The most obscure characters here are probably Ventriloquist, Mad Hatter, and Hugo Strange.