This puzzle is ruled by the Time Crystal from my puzzle of Day 13, Nostalgia. Its power back there was to take an EnigMarch prompt as input and output the answer to the puzzle I made for that prompt. This puzzle consists of transformations and other information from various other puzzles from this EnigMarch batch as well as the 2023 version. It is an exercise in TRANSCENDENT SELF-INDULGENCE.
LOCK is first transformed by the flag of Minneapolis, which in 2023 Day 30, Push, served to take the first half of an "X & Y" phrase and return the second half. So that outputs KEY, which was Day 1 of 2023. My answer was LARGO. The Sword ability, per 2022 Day 22, Mirror, chops off the first letter, so we get ARGO.
HIT gets input into one of the star-flower things from 2022 Day 21, Constellation. Mouse over the flower for the clue "I wish I were, for example, Bosch's 'Garden of Earthly Delights.' (8)" That means TRIPTYCH, and per the rules of Constellation we must delete HIT from that and anagram the leftover letters to form CRYPT. That was Day 24 of 2023, and my answer was SHOVEL. The milk icon is from Day 15 of 2023, Room, and in that puzzle it transformed a string by changing Ls to Rs, Ts to Fs, and Ys to Ns (and vice versa). So the output is SHOVER, which is a real word, it means "one who shoves."
DRY SPELL gets transformed by the Water Crystal from 2023 Day 5, Gem. Its power is to "make things wet," but that means deleting the string "DRY" to leave us with SPELL. That was Day 18 of 2022 and my answer was CABBAGE. The Parasol ability, per 2022 Day 22, Mirror, outputs an "umbrella term," which here is VEGETABLE.
The semi-hidden function of the Mirror ability in 2022 Day 22 was to reverse a string, so PAM becomes MAP, the prompt for Day 28 of 2022. My answer was OK. In 2023 Day 15, Room, the function of honey was to insert an A before the last letter of a string, so we get OAK.
The strange phrase "a ght? model, u're ri Yo" unscrambles to "You're a model, right?" which in Super Mario RPG is the Psychopath quote of the "Shadow" enemy; we recognize this mechanic from 2023 Day 23, Dice. Shadow was also the prompt for Day 3 of 2022, and my answer was CHAOS. In 2023 Day 15, Room, the function of cinnamon was to derive an adjective from the input, so the output would be CHAOTIC.
"I could get something out of a dark blue semicolon" recalls the format of 2023 Day 11, Bold. In NetHack, a blue semicolon represents a jellyfish, so according to that puzzle's mechanic the output is FISH. That was the prompt for 2023 Day 20, and my answer was THE SEA. In 2023 Day 15, Room, the function of vanilla was to output only the odd-positioned letters from a string, so from THE SEA we get TEE.
Next is WHISPER. The Poison Crystal from 2022 Day 13, Nostalgia, deletes the letters H and P to give us WISER. The star-flower from 2022 Day 21, Constellation, says "I wish I were a pair of questions. (3,7)" which means TWO QUERIES. Cut out WISER from that and anagram to get QUOTE (or TOQUE, which has never been an EnigMarch prompt as of this writing). That was the prompt for Day 29 of 2023, and my answer for that puzzle was CRICKET. The Thunder Crystal from 2023 Day 5, Gem, outputs a sound made by the input, so we get CHIRP.
The strange lines of the next row are encoded with the method I used on 2023 Day 1, Key; decoding them yields DICE, which was the prompt for Day 23 of 2023. My answer was THERAPY. The star-flower says "I wish I were the place where Leonidas died. (11)" and that's THERMOPYLAE. Extract THERAPY and unscramble the leftovers to MOLE.
The playing card code is from 2022 Day 8, Sharp, and it decodes to RACKS. In 2023 Day 15, Room, the function of lemon juice was to prepend the letter T, so we get TRACKS. That was the prompt for Day 20 of 2022, where my answer was FAILURE. Per 2022 Day 22, Mirror, the Suplex ability outputs the antonym of the input, so at last we achieve SUCCESS.
The Time Crystal and I hope that you had a GREAT TIME with all these puzzles.