Across
- Gardner of The Barefoot Contessa
- Phonologist Rubach
- It can be vacant or sorry
- Clever answer for this puzzle
- Electric Mayhem percussionist
- Unbearable Lightness of Being deuteragonist
- The answer to this one is "ANCOR" and I'm not going to waste my time or yours coming up with some stupid clue for it
- Green second banana
- States bordered by Virginia and Georgia
- Mature bug stage
Down
- World created by Eru Ilúvatar
- Like DNA, but, the other one
- Metal to put on your nose
- Assn. of young Christian men
- Lx.: pfv. asp.
- Prom venue
- Engineer Robotnik
- Worrying car noise
- USSR successors in '92 Olympiad
- In Crypt of the Necrodancer, she does all the zones in reverse
- What the letters "O" and "N" signify here
- What you would be, if looks could kill
One-letter-long entries are not clued. The mean version of this puzzle orders the clues alphabetically by answer, instead of being straight up-to-down, left-to-right.