Hey, it's me, Wario! Remember me? Yeah, that's what I thought. Hey, just so you know, this puzzle has very little to do with "tracks." I don't know what Ryan's problem is. I mean, you can probably still solve the puzzle. Just don't get too hung up on the "tracks" part.
Anyway, here's the flavor text: Some party that turned out to be! I thought it was gonna be all fun times and rainbows, but I ended up landing in all the worst places.
- Drunken pal of Prince Hal
- ____ on the Tracks, someone's fifteenth studio album
- Michael of Threat Level: Midnight
- OR: The name of this city has come to mean "kidnap" or, in Australian English, "slingshot"
- Abandoned, miserable, lonesome, wretched
- Quality distinguished by pedants from "precision"
- Infamous party boy Worthington
- OR: Creepy place, full of graves and skeletons
- Olympian cupbearer
Answer Checker:
Hints: Wario is trying to make you think of the game Mario Party. The first one. One of the boards in that game has something to do with "rainbows."